MASSIVE VALENTINE'S DAY.

I've mentioned this in the past as the perfect presenting partnership pairing, but now it seems so close that I can almost taste it. Rumors are about that a shirt sponsor has been secured for the Columbus Crew. Timing is everything when it comes to a brand launch, and I can't help but think that a jersey sponsor announcement coming the week before Valentine's Day provides an amazing opportunity for a particular local business.
Boom. This isn't as absurd as you are most certainly thinking it to be. Victoria's Secret has flirted with football in the recent past. There was also the whole fun episode when Jameylee Darley (Sacha Kljestan's significant other) almost won the VS Model Search a couple of years back. And I'll be darned if the Victoria's Secret Pink crest doesn't just scream soccer.